Another for the ladies

Those who are squeamish please turn away now:

I have just washed my knickers in the hotel sink with shower gel
I am having to tweeze away the hairs on my legs
My eyebrows look like crows have nested in them
A beautician would now refuse to give my toes a pedicure
I have not worn makeup for almost 2 weeks
My hair would break at the sight of a hair dryer

Apply some eye shadow and have a good shave for me ladies xxx
(obviously Beth not Steve!)